The Twelve Months of Harper
E&C: On the first month of Harper
I'll send my Environment MP E&C: Peter Kent
A Justin pee-eece of shit
E: On the second month of Harper
I'll send my Heritage MP C: James Moore
His two balls of arts a-cutting
E&C: And a Justin pee-eece of shit
C: On the third month of Harper
I'll send my Defence MP E: Peter McKay
Three faulty copters
E: His two balls of arts a-cutting
E&C: And a Justin pee-eece of shit
E: On the fourth month of Harper
I'll send my Justice MP C: Rob Nicholson
Four prison cellmates
C: Three faulty copters
E: His two balls of arts a-cutting
E&C: And a Justin pee-eece of shit
C: On the fifth month of Harper
I'll send my Finance MP E: Jim Flaherty
Five banks' profits
E: Four prison cellmates
C: Three faulty copters
E: His two balls of arts a-cutting
E&C: And a Justin pee-eece of shit
E: On the sixth month of Harper
I'll send my Aboriginal Affairs MP C: John Duncan
Six Attawapiskat a-housing
C: Five banks' profits
E: Four prison cellmates
C: Three faulty copters
E: His two balls of arts a-cutting
E&C: And a Justin pee-eece of shit
C: On the seventh month of Harper
I'll send my Citizenship MP E: Jason Kenny
Seven virgins a-burkas wearing,
E: Six Attawapiskat a-housing
C: Five banks' profits
E: Four prison cellmates
C: Three faulty copters
E: His two balls of arts a-cutting
C: And a Justin pee-eece of shit
E: On the eighth month of Harper
I'll send my Labour MP C: Lisa Raitt
Eight China jobs offering
C: Seven virgins a-burkas wearing,
E: Six Attawapiskat a-housing
C: Five banks' profits
E: Four prison cellmates
C: Three faulty copters
E: His two balls of arts a-cutting
E&C: And a Justin pee-eece of shit
C: On the ninth month of Harper
I'll send my Agriculture MP E: Gerry Ritz
Nine wheat boards a-ruining
E: Eight China jobs offering
C: Seven virgins a-burkas wearing
E: Six Attawpiskat-housing
C: Five banks' profits
E: Four prison cellmates
C: Three faulty copters
E: His two balls of arts a-cutting
E&C: And a Justin pee-eece of shit
E: On the tenth month of Harper
I'll send my Health MP C: Leona Aglukkaq
Ten-year waits awaiting
C: Nine wheat boards a-ruining
E: Eight China jobs offering
C: Seven virgins a-burkas wearing
E: Six Attawapiskat a-housing
C: Five banks' profits
E: Four prison cellmates
C: Three faulty copters
E: His two balls of arts a-cutting
E&C: And a Justin pee-eece of shit
C: On the eleventh month of Harper
I'll send my Foreign Affairs MP E: John Baird
Eleven citizenships in Gaza
E: Ten-year waits awaiting
C: Nine wheat boards a-ruining
E: Eight China jobs offering
C: Seven virgins a-burkas wearing
E: Six Attawapiskat-housing
C: Five banks' profits
E: Four prison cellmates
C: Three faulty copters
E: His two balls of arts a-cutting
E&C: And a Justin pee-eece of shit
E&C: On the twelfth month of Harper
We'll send our DIShonourable PM E&C: Stephen Harper
Twelve Jack Laytons
Eleven citizenships in Gaza Ten-year waits awaiting Nine wheat boards ruining Eight China job offerings
Seven virgins a-burkas wearing Six Attawapiskat a-housing Five banks' profits
Four prison cellmates
Three faulty copters
His two balls of arts a cutting
And a Justin pee-eece of shit
Performed by Endre Farkas & Carolyn Marie Souaid
http://youtu.be/pImhZHPIlFA
